Brainteasers 16

  1. I have a face, two arms, and two hands, yet I can not move. I count to twelve, yet I can not speak. I can still tell you something everyday.

  2. What word in the English language is always spelled incorrectly?

  3. If an electric train is going east at 60 miles an hour and there is a strong westerly wind, which way does the smoke from the train drift.

  4. What runs around a house but doesn't move?

  5. You enter a dark room. You have only one match. There is an oil lamp, a furnace, and a stove in the room. Which would you light first?

  6. What time is it when Sir Lancelot looks at his belly button?

  7. What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?

  8. Pull one out and scratch my head. What once was red is black instead. What am I?

  9. What is round on both ends and HI in the middle?

  10. Jack and Jill were found gasping for breath, lying in a puddle of water with broken glass all around. What happened?

  11. Voiceless I cry, Wingless I flutter, Toothless I bite, Mouthless I mutter. Who am I?

  12. I never was, am always to be, No one ever saw me, nor ever will, And yet I am the confidence of all, To live and breathe on this terrestrial ball. Who am I?

  13. No legs have I to dance, No lungs have I to breathe, No life have I to live or die And yet I do all three. Who am I?

  14. Hank is at work. He goes off to his right. Then he goes off to his left three times and passes a man in a mask. What is Hank's occupation?

  15. A man turned out all the lights and went to bed. He woke up, saw something on the news and became very upset with himself. Why?

  16. What did the ocean say to the sea?

  17. What did one math book say to the other math book?

  18. Tommy's mom has three sons. The youngest son is named "Nickel". The middle son is named "Dime". What is the name of the oldest son?

  19. Three people are standing under an umbrella looking at a hole in the center of it. Which one(s) is getting wet?

  20. Why did the elephant cross the road?

  21. The more you have of it, the less you see. What is it?

  22. If a man carried my burden he would break his back. I am not big but leave silver in my tracks. Who am I?

  23. Say my name and I disappear. Who am I?

  24. Why did the little boy name his dog "Computer"?

  25. What do you call a dog that is left-handed?