We are all familiar with a

herd of cows,

a flock of chickens,

a school of fish,

a gaggle of geese.

However, less widely known is:

a pride of lions,


a murder of crows

(as well as their cousins the rooks and ravens),

an exaltation of doves

And, presumably because they look so wise:

a parliament of owls.

Now consider a group of Baboons.

They are the loudest, most dangerous, most obnoxious, most viciously aggressive and
least intelligent of all primates.
And what is the  proper collective noun
for a group of baboons?
Believe it or not... A Congress!
(Note: I hadn't heard that before, so I looked it up. It is correct)  

A CONGRESS OF BABOONS!   I guess that pretty much explains
the things that come out of Washington!
You just can't make this stuff up.

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