(read to the end, you wont be dissappointed)

The English language has some wonderfully anthropomorphic
collective nouns for the various groups of animals.

We are all familiar with a

herd of cows, 
a flock of chickens, 
a school of fish 
and a gaggle of geese. 
Perhaps less widely known is: 
a pride of lions, 
a murder of crows (as well as their cousins the rooks and ravens), 
an exaltation of doves and, 
presumably because they look so wise:
a parliament of owls.
Now consider a group of Baboons. 
They are the loudest, most dangerous, most obnoxious, most viciously aggressive and sex-perverted of all primates.
And what is the proper collective noun for a group of baboons?
Believe it or not a Congress!


I guess that pretty much explains the junk that come out of