Prison Vs. Full-Time Job

Which is better?

In prison - you spend the majority of your time in an 8' X 10' cell.
At work - you spend most of your time in a 6' X 8' cubicle.

In prison - you get three meals a day.
At work - you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for that one.

In prison - you get time off for good behavior.
At work - you get rewarded for good behavior with more work.

In prison - a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
At work - you must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself.

In prison - you can watch TV and play games.
At work - you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

In prison - they ball-and-chain you when you go somewhere.
At work - you are just ball-and-chained.

In prison - you get your own toilet.
At work - you have to share.

In prison - they allow your family and friends to visit.
At work - you cannot even speak to your family and friends.

In prison - all expenses are paid by taxpayers, with no work required.
At work - you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.

In prison - you spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside wanting to get out.
At work - you spend most of your time wanting to get out and inside bars.

In prison - you can join many programs which you can leave at any time.
At work - there are some programs you can never get out of.

In prison - there are wardens who are often sadistic.
At work - we have managers.