Conumdrums

  • Why is the "Lone Ranger" called "Lone" if he's always with his First Nations friend named "Tonto"?

  • Can you daydream at night and can crop circles ever be square?

  • Why do we press the "start button" to turn off the computer?

  • If ghosts can walk through walls and slide down stairs, how come they don't fall through the floor?

  • How come Tarzan never wears a beard?

  • Why does toilet bowl cleaner only come in the color blue?

  • If money grows on trees, why do banks have branches?

  • What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

  • Did Noah have woodpeckers in the ark, and if so, where did he put them?

  • If "air travel" is so safe, how come they call the place where they take off and land "terminal"?

  • If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds?

  • Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

  • When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?

  • Why are boxing rings square?

  • If marriage means you fell in love, does divorce mean you climbed out?

  • Why is it you get a penny for your thoughts, but have to put in your two cents worth?

  • If you don't pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?

  • Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?

  • Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

  • Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like: 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?