"Toyota's slogan is 'Moving Forward' -- they don't say anything in there about stopping." --Stephen Colbert on the Comedy Channel's The Colbert Report.

"Over the next two weeks, we're going to have the Winter Olympics. ... They're doing something this year that is going to add a little more excitement. All the bobsleds are made by Toyota." -- NBC's Jay Leno.

"Critics of the automobile industry are saying that Toyota executives knew about the problems with the brakes years and years ago. And they're wondering ... why did they drag their feet? Well, trying to stop the car. That's what they were doing." -- CBS' David Letterman.

"The recall is so scary that as he is driving to work: The navigation lady was actually praying." -- Also from Letterman

"To make sure Bill Clinton's heart doesn't stop, doctors put in a special pacemaker made by Toyota." -- Gary B. at Dailycomedy.com

"Toyota should borrow the ad slogan from Energizer batteries: "It keeps going and going." -- Cara Tramontano on DailyComedy.com, with some massaging by Drive On.

"The new model from Toyota this spring, the Toyota Apology: It gets two repair shops to the gallon" -- Bix Brillo on DailyComedy.com

"What do Toyota and Tiger Woods have in common? They both don't know when to stop."

More Toyota owners would stop in to get their cars fixed, if only they could. If only they could.

Toyota - Putting the "liability" in "reliability

"Sudden acceleration. Oh what a feeling"

What do you call a Toyota with a sticky gas pedal and no brakes...? The all new 2011 Camary! Toyota! We Are Driven. We will stop at nothing....Literally For Toyota, GPS means "go past stopsigns

0 to 60 - Whether you want to or not.

Complaints about steering problems with Toyota Corollas. "Cars pull to right when Rush is on the radio & to the left when NPR is on?"

Toyotaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! They call them "Toyota" because it sure sounds better than "Revenge For Hiroshima"

The Toyota navigation lady: "Though I walk through the valley of death, I shall fear no...."

Toyota: Moving Ahead. Never Stopping. Ever.

"But officer, I'm bringing it back .....right.... now....the reeecccaaallll.....!"

As far as my personal feelings go about these Toyota jokes. STOP IT! (if you can)

TOYOTA acronyms

Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

Totalled Only Yesterday, Officer Towed Away

This One You Oughta Tow Away

Tolerances Over Yielding, Often Towed Away

Toyota Overcharges You On Their Accessories