&Law of Mechanical Repair
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee .



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Law of Gravity
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner .



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Law of Probability

The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act .



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Law of Random Numbers

If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers .



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Law of the Alibi

If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a
flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire .



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Variation Law

If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time) .



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Law of the Bath

When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings ..



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Law of Close Encounters

The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with ..



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Law of the Result

When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will .



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Law of Biomechanics

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach .



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Law of the Theater

At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last .



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The Starbucks Law

As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold .



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Murphy's Law of Lockers

If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers .



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Law of Physical Surfaces

The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug .



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Law of Logical Argument

Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about .



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Brown's Law of Physical Appearance

If the shoe fits, it's ugly .



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Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy

As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it .



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Doctors' Law
If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better