Kids Are Quick
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TEACHER:    Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA:         Here it  is.
TEACHER:   Correct.  Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS:        Maria.
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TEACHER:    John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:           You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER:    Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN:         K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER:    No, that's wrong
GLENN:         Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.  

(I  Love this kid)
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TEACHER:   Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:   What are you talking about?
DONALD:    Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:   Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE:       Me!
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TEACHER:   Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:          Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.  
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I'.
MILLIE:         I is..
TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am'
MILLIE:         All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'  
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TEACHER:    George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS:           Because George still had the axe in his hand..
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TEACHER:    Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:         No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.  
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TEACHER:    Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his?
CLYDE :       No, sir. It's the same dog.  
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TEACHER:   Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:     A teacher
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PASS IT AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH! 
 
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