Pinocchio, Snow White, and
Superman are out for a little stroll in town one afternoon enjoying
As they walked,
they come across a sign: "Beauty contest for the most beautiful
woman in the world."
"I am entering!" said
After half an hour she
comes out and they ask her, "Well, how'd ya go?"
"I won First Place!," said
They continue walking and
they see another sign: "Contest for the strongest man in the
"I'm entering," says
After half an hour, he
returns and they ask him, "How did you make out?"
"I won First Place, too,"
answers Superman. "Did you ever have a doubt?"
They continue walking when
they see a third sign: "Contest - Who is the greatest liar in the
Pinocchio quickly enters
the contest. After half an hour he returns with tears in his
"What happened?" they
"Who the heck is Barack
Obama?" asked Pinocchio.