AARP Forum

Questions and Answers from an AARP Forum . . .
  1. Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger, sexy women who are interested in them?
    A: Try a bookstore under fiction.

  2. Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
    A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you are done you will have a place to live.

  3. Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60+ year old husband?
    A: Tell him you're pregnant!

  4. Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles?
    A: Take off your glasses.

  5. Q: Seriously! What can I do for these crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?
    A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out.

  6. Q: Why should 60+ year old people use valet parking?
    A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

  7. Q: Is it common for 60+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
    A: Storing memory is not a problem; retrieving it is a problem.

  8. Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
    A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

  9. Q: Where should 60+ year olds look for eye glasses?
    A: On their foreheads.

  10. Q: What is the most common remark made by 60+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
    A: 'Darn, I remember these!"
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