Jack decided to go
fishing with his buddy, Bill. After driving
a few hours, they got caught in a bad storm and pulled into
the nearest farm. They asked the attractive lady who answered the
door if they could stay there for the night.
I realize it's terrible
weather and I have the huge house, but I'm recently widowed and afraid
the neighbors would talk if I let you stay in the house" she
"Don't worry", Jack said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn
and if the weather breaks we'll be gone a first light".
About nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from
an attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out but he
finally determined it was from the attorney of that attractive
He dropped in on his friend, Bill, and asked, "Bill, do you
remember that good looking widow from the farm we stayed at nine months
"Yes, I do," Bill replied.
"Did you happen to get up in the
middle of the night any pay her a visit?"
"WEll, um, yes, Bill
said, a little embarrassed about being found out, " I have to admit
that I did."
"And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her
yours?" Bill's face turned beet red and he said, "Yeah, look buddy,
I'm afraid I did, why do you ask?"
"Because she just died and
left me everything."