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A group of 40 year old golfing pals discuss where they should meet for dinner.  Finally it is agreed  that they should meet at the White Swan restaurant because the  waitress's there have low-cut blouses and nice breasts.


10  years later, at 50 years of age, the group meets again and once again  they discuss where they should meet.  Finally it is agreed that they  should meet at the White Swan because the food there is very good and  the wine selection is excellent.


10 years later, at 60 years of  age, the group meets again and once again they discuss where they  should meet.  Finally it is agreed that they should meet at  the White Swan because they can eat there in peace and quiet and  the restaurant is smoke-free.


10 years later, at 70 years of age,  the group meets again and once again they discuss where they should  meet.  Finally it is agreed that they should meet at the White Swan because the restaurant is wheelchair accessible and it even has a lift.


10 years later, at 80 years of age, the group meets again  and once again they discuss where they should meet.  Finally it  is agreed that they should meet at the White Swan because it is a nice  place and they have never been there before.




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