A farmer went out one day and bought a brand
new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The
new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says,
'OK old fart, Time for you to retire.'
The old rooster replies, 'Come on,
surely you cannot handle ALL of these
chickens. Look what it has done to me
Can't you just let me have the two old
hens over in the corner?'
The young rooster says, 'Beat it:
You are washed up And I am taking over.'
The old rooster says, 'I tell you what,
young stud. I will race you around the
farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the
exclusive domain over the entire chicken
The young rooster laughs. 'You know
you don't stand a chance, old man.
So, just to be fair, I will give you a head
The old rooster takes off running.
About 15 seconds later the young
rooster takes off running after him.
They round the front porch of the
farmhouse and the young rooster has
closed the gap.
He is only about 5 feet behind the old
rooster and gaining fast!
The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in
his usual spot on the front porch
When he sees the roosters running by.
The Old Rooster is squawking
And running as hard as he can.
The Farmer grabs his shotgun and
- BOOM - He blows the young rooster
to bits. The farmer sadly shakes his
head and says, 'Dammit..... . Third gay
rooster I bought this month.'
Moral of this Story? ....
Don't mess with the OLD FARTS -
Age, skill, wisdom, and a little treachery
Always overcome youth and arrogance!
OLD DUDES RULE