|Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh
largest country in the world, Mexifornia formally known as
White minorities still trying to have English recognized as
Mexifornia's third language.
Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and
Baby conceived naturally; scientists stumped.
Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.
Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory
of the Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Afghanistan, Syria
Iraq still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10
more years before radio activity decreases to safe levels.
France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica.
Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea
Clinton has banned all smoking.
George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.
Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and
reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.
85-year, $758 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight
Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.
Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil
Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.
Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political
contributions to campaign accounts.
White House intern indicted for refusing to have sex
IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.
Florida voters still having trouble with voting machines.