Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia formally known as California.  White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language. Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock. Baby conceived naturally; scientists stumped. Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage. Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Afghanistan, Syria and Lebanon). Iraq still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radio activity decreases to safe levels. France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica. Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking. George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036. Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only. 85-year, $758 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss. Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs. Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights. Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches. Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political contributions to campaign accounts. White House intern indicted for refusing to have sex with congressman. IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent. Florida voters still having trouble with voting machines.