Since more and more Seniors are texting and Tweeting, 
there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code).

These should help speed your texts along: 

ATD: At The Doctor’s
BFF: Best Friend's Funeral
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
CYLA: See Ya Later Alligator
DBM... IRTOGB: Don't Bug Me... I'm Reading The Old Geezer Blog
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWBB: Friend with Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GGTFL: Gotta Go, Time For Lunch
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
IMO: Is My Hearing-Aid ON?
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk’s On
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas
ROFL..CGU: Rolling on the Floor Laughing..Can't Get UP!
SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poo
TOT: Texting on Toilet
TTYL: Talk to You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA: Wet the Furniture Again
WTF: Why's That Funny?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
WTP: Where’s The Prunes?

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