Choke in a Restaurant in the South
hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about
their moonshine operation.
woman at a nearby table, who is eating a
sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is
distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says,
shakes her head no.
Then he asks,
'Kin ya breathe?'
begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.
hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers
and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.
The woman is so
shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her
she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table.
says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver
seed nobody do it!'
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