It just hit me!
My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. She has her food prepared for her.
She can eat whenever she wants, 24/7/365. Her meals are provided at no cost to her.
She visits the Doc once a year for her check-up, and again during the year if any medical needs arise.
For this she pays nothing and nothing is required of her.
She lives in a nice neighbourhood in a house that is much larger than she needs but she is not required to do any upkeep.
If she makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.
She has her choice of luxurious places to sleep.
She receives these accommodations absolutely free.
She is living like a Queen and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.
All of her costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.
I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me in the head like a ton of bricks.
My dog must be an Illegal Immigrant.