One day my
housework-challenged husband decided
to wash his
Sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry
room,
he shouted to
me, 'What setting do I use on the washing
machine?'
'It depends,' I
replied. 'What does it
say on your shirt?'
He yelled back,
' OHIO STATE !'
And they say
blondes are dumb....
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A couple is
lying in bed. The man says, 'I
am going to make you the happiest woman in the
world...'
The woman
replies, 'I'll miss you...... '.
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'It's just too
hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he stepped out of the
shower..
'Honey, what do
you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like
this?'
'Probably that
I married you for your money,' she replied.
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Q: What do you
call
an intelligent,
good looking, sensitive man?
A: A
rumor
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Dear
Lord,
I pray for
Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive
him;
and Patience
for his moods.
Because, Lord,
if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him
to death.
AMEN
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Q: Why do
little boys whine?
A: They are
practicing to be men.
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Q: What do you call a
handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy.
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Q: What does it
mean when a man is in your bed gasping
for breath and
calling your name?
A: You did not
hold the pillow down long enough.
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Q: Why do men
whistle when they
are sitting on
the toilet?
A: It helps
them remember which end to wipe..
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Q: How do you
keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the
email folder 'Instruction Manuals'
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While
creating husbands, God promised women that good and ideal husbands would
be found in all corners of the world.........
......then He made
the earth round.
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Send
this to at
least five
bright,
funny women you
know and make their day!
And send this
to five bright men who have enough
sense of humor to take it!