woman comes home and tells her husband,
"Remember those headaches
I've been having all these years? Well, they're
more headaches?" the husband asks,
wife replies, Margie referred me to a hypnotist.
He told me to stand
in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat
"I do not Have a Headache;
I do not have a
I do not have a headache.."
Worked! The headaches are all
husband replies, "Well, that is
wife then says, "You know, you haven't been
exactly a ball of Fire in the bedroom these last
few years. Why don't you go see the Hypnotist
and see if he can do anything for
husband agrees to try it
his appointment, the husband comes home, rips
off his clothes, picks up his wife and carries
her into the bedroom.
He puts her on the bed
"Don't move, I'll be right back."
He goes into the Bathroom and comes back a
few minutes later and jumps into bed and makes
Passionate love to his wife like never before.
His wife says, "Boy, that was wonderful!"
The husband says, "Don't
move! I will be right back."
He goes back
into the bathroom, comes back and round two was
even better than The First time.
wife sits up and her head is spinning.
husband again says,
"Don't move, I'll be
With that, he goes back in the
This time, his wife quietly
follows him and there, in the Bathroom,
sees him standing at the mirror and saying,
"She's not my wife.
She's not my wife.
She's Not My Wife..."
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