Gotta Love Those Rednecks

Redneck Yard Swing


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A Redneck passed away and left his entire
estate to his beloved widow . . .

but she can't touch it 'til she's 14.

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Redneck Cooler




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How do you know when you're
staying in a Redneck motel?


When you call the front desk and say,
I gotta leak in my sink, and the
clerk replies, 'Go ahead'.


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Redneck Cellar



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Redneck Garden






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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum
drinking age for Rednecks to 32?

It seems they want to keep alcohol
out of the high schools.


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Redneck Limo




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Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a
Redneck murder:


1) The DNA is all the same
2) There are no dental records


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Redneck Mailbox




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Who invented the toothbrush ?

A Redneck.


(If it had been invented by anyone else,
it would have been a teeth brush)


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Redneck Time Out




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Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?


The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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Redneck Weenie Roast



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A new Redneck law was just recently passed


When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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Redneck Wheelchair




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Did you hear that the Redneck governor's mansion burned down ?


'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park.. The library was a total
loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the governor hadn't
even finished coloring one of them.'

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A Redneck Thanksgiving


(if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)



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A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
and says to the driver, 'Got any! I.D. ? ' . .


and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'

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A Redneck Christmas Sleigh



That's all folks!



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