Problem Solved!!!!
     Here's the solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the airports:  
       Have a booth that you can step into that will not x-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on your body.
     It would be a win-win for everyone, and there would be none of this crap about racial profiling and this method would eliminate a long and expensive trial.   Justice would be quick and swift.
     This is so simple that it's brilliant.  I can see it now.  You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion.      Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system,  "Attention standby passengers.  We now have a seat available on flight number 4665 .... "   " Paging maintenance.  Shop Vac needed in booth number 4."

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