SAY IT AIN'T SO!
IS AT A FUNERAL HOME IN ALABAMA !
when you thought you've seen everything .... and
yes, this is a regular funeral
DEAD in his
favorite chair (reclined), remote in hand ...
yeah, don't miss the new, silky, black &
gold pjs, slippers
those a pack of Newports in his ashtray?
AND the football
game is ON!
So, you thought
you'd seen it all, eh?!
died... His will provided $30,000 for an
the last guests departed the affair, his wife,
Joyce, turned to her oldest and dearest friend,
I'm sure Billy would be pleased," she
"I'm sure you're right," replied
Jan, who lowered her voice and leaned in close.
much did this really cost?"
"All of it,"
said Joyce .. "Thirty thousand."
Jan exclaimed. "I mean, it was very nice, but
Joyce answered, "The funeral
was $6,500. I donated $500 to the
whiskey, wine and snacks were another $500.
The rest went for the Memorial
computed quickly. "$22,500 for a Memorial Stone?
My God, how big is
"Two and a half