JUST SAY IT AIN'T SO!

THIS IS AT A FUNERAL HOME IN ALABAMA !
Just when you thought you've seen everything .... and yes, this is a regular funeral home.

DEAD in his favorite chair (reclined), remote in hand ...

Oh yeah, don't miss the new, silky, black & gold pjs, slippers and beer!
And are those a pack of Newports in his ashtray?

AND the football game is ON!

So, you thought you'd seen it all, eh?!

THE MEMORIAL STONE

Billy died... His will provided $30,000 for an elaborate funeral.

As the last guests departed the affair, his wife, Joyce, turned to her oldest and dearest friend, Jan.

"Well, I'm sure Billy would be pleased," she said.

"I'm sure you're right," replied Jan, who lowered her voice and leaned in close.

"How much did this really cost?"

"All of it," said Joyce .. "Thirty thousand."

"No!" Jan exclaimed. "I mean, it was very nice, but $30,000?"

Joyce answered, "The funeral was $6,500. I donated $500 to the synagogue.

The whiskey, wine and snacks were another $500. The rest went for the Memorial Stone."

Jan computed quickly. "$22,500 for a Memorial Stone? My God, how big is it?"

"Two and a half carats."