An 18 year  old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for 2 months.  Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The  test result shows that the girl is pregnant.

Shouting,  cursing, crying, the mother says, "who was the pig that did this to you? I  want to know!" The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.

 Half an hour  later, a Ferrari stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished  man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house.

He sits in the living room  with the father, mother, and the girl and tells them: "Good morning, your  daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't marry her because of my  personal family situation but I'll take charge.

 I will pay all costs and  provide for your daughter for the rest of her life. Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach  front villa, and a $2,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will  be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they  will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each. However, if there is  a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"

At this point,  the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's  shoulder and tells him, "You try again."


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