The Economy is So Bad that.......


I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
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I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"
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CEOs are now playing miniature golf.
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If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
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Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
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McDonald's is selling the 1/4-ouncer.
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A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
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Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
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Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
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The Mafia is laying off judges.
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Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
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