your glasses to make sure your partner is actually in the
2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you
doze off in the middle.
3. Set the mood with lighting. (Turn them
4. Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial
before you begin.
5. Write partner's name on your hand in
case you can't remember..
6. Use extra polygrip so your teeth don't
end up under the bed.
7. Have Tylenol ready in case you actually
complete the act..
8. Make all the noise you want....the
neighbors are deaf, too.
9. If it works, call everyone you know with
the good news!!
10. Don't even think about trying it
. . . . . . .
says, 'Let's go upstairs and make love,' and you answer, 'Pick one; I can't do
Your friends compliment you on your new
alligator shoes and you're barefoot.
bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
You don't care where your spouse goes, just
as long as you don't have to go
cautioned to slow down by the
instead of by the police
little action' means you don't need to take a laxative
'Getting lucky' means you find your car in
the parking lot..
nighter' means not getting up to use the
sure if these are facts or jokes.