Six Scientifically Provable Truths
1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at
the same time. It is a physical impossibility.
2. All idiots, after reading #1, will try it.
3. And they will discover it is not true.
4. You are smiling now because, you are an idiot.
5. You soon will forward this to another idiot-to-be.
6. There is still an idiotic smile on your face.
You now have 2 options. You can delete it or send it along to put
that dumb but precious smile on someone else's face (LOL).