Over two thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel,
Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to
the Promised Land.

Nearly 75 years ago,(when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said,
Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the
Promised Land.

Today, Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the
price of camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!

I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the
economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement
funds, etc . . . I called a Suicide Hotline. I had to press 1 for English.  

I was connected to a call center in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal.
They asked if I could drive a truck ...

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