50 Plus

  1. Q: Where can women over the age of 50 find young, sexy men, who are interested in them?
    A: Try a bookstore under fiction.

  2. Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
    A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you are done you will have a place to live.

  3. Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
    A: Tell him you're pregnant.

  4. Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle when you walk by a mirror?
    A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.

  5. Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
    A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

  6. Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with memory?
    A: Storing memory is not a problem -- retrieving it is a problem.

  7. Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
    A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

  8. Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
    A: Their foreheads.

  9. Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
    A: "I remember these".

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