- Q: Where can women over the age of 50 find young, sexy men, who
are interested in them?
a bookstore under fiction.
- Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish
the basement. When you are done you
will have a place to live.
- Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
- Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle when you walk by a
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your
- Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
don't forget where they park your car.
- Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with
A: Storing memory is not a problem -- retrieving it is a
- Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually
in the afternoon.
- Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
- Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when
they enter antique stores?