You should figure this one out
I was born in one country,
raised in another.
My father was born in another
I was not his only child.
He fathered several children with
I became very close to my mother,
as my father showed no interest in me.
My mother died at an early age from
Although my father deserted me and
my mother raised me, I later wrote a book
idolizing my father not my mother.
Later in life, questions arose over
my real name.
My birth records were sketchy.
No one was able to produce a
legitimate, reliable birth certificate.
I grew up practicing one faith but
Christianity, as it was
widely accepted in my new country, but I
practiced non-traditional beliefs and didn't follow Christianity, except in the public eye under scrutiny.
I worked and lived among
lower-class people as a young adult, disguising myself as someone who really cared about them.
That was before I decided it was
time to get serious about my life and
embarked on a new career.
I wrote a book about my
struggles growing up.
It was clear to those who read my
memoirs, that I had difficulties accepting
that my father abandoned me as a child.
I became active in local politics
in my 30's then, with help behind the
scenes, I literally burst onto the scene as a candidate for national office in my 40s.
They said I had a golden tongue and
could talk anyone into anything.
I had a virtually non-existent
resume, little work history, and no
experience in leading a single organization.
Yet I was a powerful speaker and
citizens were drawn to me, as though I were
a magnet and they were small roofing tacks.
I drew incredibly large crowds
during my public appearances.
This bolstered my ego.
At first, my political campaign
focused on my country's foreign policy...
I was very critical of my country
in the last war, and seized every
opportunity to bash my country.
But what launched my rise to
national prominence were my views on the
I pretended to have a really good
plan on how we could do better, and every
poor person would be fed and housed for free.
I knew which group was
responsible for getting us into this mess.
It was the free market, banks and
I decided to start making citizens
hate them and, if they became envious of
others who did well, the plan was clinched tight.
I called mine "A People's
That sounded good to all people.
I was the surprise candidate
because I emerged from outside the
traditional path of politics and was able to gain widespread popular support.
I knew that, if I merely offered
the people 'hope', together we could change
our country and the world.
So, I started to make my speeches
sound like they were on behalf of the
downtrodden, poor, ignorant to include "persecuted minorities".
My true views were not widely known
and I kept them unknown, until after I
became my nation's leader.
I had to carefully guard reality,
as anybody could have easily found out what
I really believed, if they had simply read my writings and examined those people I associated with.
I'm glad they didn't.
Then I became the most powerful man
in the world.
And then the world learned the
Who am I?
If you were thinking of SOMEONE
ELSE, you should be scared, like in very