The Lost Chapter Of Genesis
So God asked Adam, "What is
wrong with you?"
Adam said "I don't have anyone to talk to."
God said that He was going to make Adam a companion, and that it
would be a woman.
He said, "This person will gather food for you,
cook for you, and when you discover clothing she'll wash it for you.
She will always agree with every decision you make.
will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the
night to take care of them.
She will not nag you and will always
be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement.
She will never have a headache and will freely give you love and
passion whenever you need it."
Adam asked God, "What will a woman
like that cost?"
God replied, "An arm and a leg."
Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"
The rest is history.