IF YOU KNOW YOUR HYMNS, THIS IS A HOOT!!!

    Dentist's Hymn........................Crown Him with Many Crowns
    Weatherman's Hymn..............There Shall Be Showers of Blessings
    Contractor's Hymn.....................The Church's One Foundation
    The Tailor's Hymn.....................Holy, Holy, Holy
    The Golfer's Hymn....................There's a Green Hill Far Away
    The Politician's Hymn.................Standing on the Promises
    Optometrist's Hymn...................Open My Eyes That I Might See
    The IRS Agent's Hymn...............I Surrender All
    The Gossip's Hymn....................Pass It On
    The Electrician's Hymn...............Send The Light
    The Shopper's Hymn.................Sweet Bye and Bye
    The Realtor's Hym...........I've Got a Mansion, Just Over the Hilltop
    The Massage Therapists Hymn.......He Touched Me
    The Doctor's Hymn...................The Great Physician

AND for those who speed on the highway -- a few hymns:

    45 mph.......................................God Will Take Care Of You
    65 mph.......................................Nearer My God To Thee
    85 mph......................................This World Is Not My Home
    95 mph.......................................Lord, I'm Coming Home
    100 mph.....................................Precious Memories




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