Jerry Jones died and went to heaven. God was showing him his house, and it was a rundown shack with an old, tattered Cowboy flag hanging over the front door.
Jerry Jones wasn't too happy with this. He then looked off into the distance and saw a beautiful mansion with a bright and bold Washington Redskin Flag hanging over the doorway.
Jerry Jones said to God, "I don't mean to be ungrateful, but how come George Allen gets that gorgeous mansion for a home, and I get this rundown shack?"
God replied, "That's not Allen's home, that's mine