A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, But they only know to say one thing"

  They say, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"

"That's obscene! " the priest exclaimed, Then he thought for a moment ...

"You know," he said, "I may have a solution to your problem. I have two male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray The rosary. Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the cage with Francis and Peter. My parrots can teach your parrots to pray and worship, And your parrots are sure to repent and stop saying... That phrase in no time."

"Thank you," the woman responded, "this may very well be the solution to my problem. " The next day, She brought her female parrots to the priest's house.   As he ushered her in, She saw that his two male parrots inside their cage holding rosary beads praying.

Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them... After a few minutes, The two female parrots cried out in unison:

"Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun? "

There was stunned silence...

One male parrot turns to the other male parrot and says, "Well Frank we can put away the rosary beads, Our prayers have been answered!"

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