Biblical Q. and A.


Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A. Noah-he was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.

Q: Where in the bible do we find the Lord doing house cleaning?
A: "Jesus swept"

Q: What kind of lights did Noah use on the ark?
A: Flood lights.

Q: Where did Bathsheba get her name?
A: King David saw her when she was taking a bath.

Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A. Pharaoh's daughter-she went to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.

Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?
A. Ruth-less.

Q: How many animals did Moses take on the Ark?
A: None. Moses didn't go on the ark, Naoh did.

Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A. Honda... because the apostles were all in one Accord. (Acts 2:1)

Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A. Samson-he brought the house down.

Q. Who is the greatest baby sitter mentioned in the Bible?
A. David-he rocked Goliath to sleep.

Q. What do they call pastors in Germany?
A. German Shepherds.

Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
A. The area around the Jordan-the banks were always overflowing.

Q. Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?
A. When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

Q: Which Bible character had no parents?
A: Joshua, son of Nun.

Q: How do we know that they played cards in the ark?
A: Because Noah sat on the deck.

Q: What is the most popular vegetable in the Bible?
A: Lettuce……Let us give thanks, Let us praise the Lord, Let us humble ourselves...

Q: What US state is mentioned in the bible?
A: Arkansaw. "Noah looked out of the ark and saw..."

Q: Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A: Samson -- he brought the house down (Judges 16:30).

Q: How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden
A: They were really put out.

Q: What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?
A: They really raised Cain.

Q: What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?
A: "Your mother ate us out of house and home" .

Q: Which of Yahweh's servants was the Bible's most flagrant lawbreaker?
A: Moses, because he broke all 10 commandments at once.




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