I hope this will put a smile on your face, it did mine.....

  THREE LITTLE BOYS were concerned because they couldn't get anyone to play with them

 They decided it was because they had not been baptized and

didn't go to Sunday school


 So they went to the nearest church. But, only the janitor was there.

 One little boy said, "We need to be baptized because no one

will come out and play with us.

 Will you baptize us?"


 Sure," said the janitor. in the toilet bowl, one at a time.

 Then he said, "You are now baptized!"


 When they got outside, one of them asked,

"'What religion do you think we are?"

The oldest one said, "We're not Kathlick ,

because they pour the water on you."


"We're not Babtis ,

because they dunk all of you in the water."

 "We're not Methdiss ,

because they just sprinkle water on you."


 The littlest one said, "Didn't you smell that water?"

 They all joined in asking, 'Yeah! What do you think that means?'


  "I think it means we're Pisskopailians!"

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